A: So this plane was doing aerobatics above the whole time… Me: The aerobatics were a distraction. It was a spy plane. A: You think they were watching us? While doing aerobatics? Really? Me: Oh, they can listen from planes, too. A: Well, they have laser microphones, sure. But they were doing aerobatics! Me: Gyroscopically …
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Conversations With a Friend, Remembered
Me: You are so middle-of-the-road, you make the people who paint the lines down the middle of the road, look not-middle-of-the-road. Him: Yes, but have you ever noticed that those lines in the road are always a little bit to one side or the other? Me: Yes, they are always to the left of me. …
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Escher Poll
Two new additions to the periodic table of elements
Element Name: WOMANIUM Symbol: WO Atomic Weight: (don’t even go there) Physical properties: Generally soft and round in form. Boils at nothing and may freeze any time. Melts when treated properly. Very bitter if not used well. Chemical properties: Very active. Highly unstable. Possesses strong affinity with gold, silver, platinum, and precious stones. Violent when …
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