How Conspiracy Theories Get Started

A: So this plane was doing aerobatics above the whole time… Me: The aerobatics were a distraction.  It was a spy plane. A: You think they were watching us?  While doing aerobatics?  Really? Me: Oh, they can listen from planes, too. A: Well, they have laser microphones, sure.  But they were doing aerobatics! Me: Gyroscopically …