Category Archives: humor
The Second-Funniest Thing I’ve Ever Heard…
A friend of mine asked me yesterday why I don’t blog anymore, so I guess I feel motivated today… Anyway, I heard the second-funniest thing I’ve ever heard yesterday. The funniest thing I’ve ever heard was (embarrassingly) on an episode of Xena: Warrior Princess. In it, one of the characters gives this advice to another: …
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HEY!
Somebody made a poster for my nightclub idea!
Entertainment Update
I have achieved electronic nirvana: Netflix just shipped me a disk which I can permanently use to stream videos into my PS3. Less significantly, but of more immediate satisfaction, witness the video that Hot Air calls “the greatest rock cover evah.”
Steven Crowder "Interviews" the Governator
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"Under My Bus"
Zo “Polices” the President–and it’s even subtitled, for those of you who don’t have sound…
The Next Big Summer Action Flick?
Instructions for Changing Oil
Oil Change instructions for Women: 1) Pull up to Jiffy Lube when the mileage reaches 3000 miles since the last oil change.2) Drink a cup of coffee.3) 15 minutes later write a check and leave with a properly maintained vehicle. Money spent: Oil Change $20.00 Coffee $1.00 Total $21.00 Oil Change instructions for Men: 1) …
Two new additions to the periodic table of elements
Element Name: WOMANIUM Symbol: WO Atomic Weight: (don’t even go there) Physical properties: Generally soft and round in form. Boils at nothing and may freeze any time. Melts when treated properly. Very bitter if not used well. Chemical properties: Very active. Highly unstable. Possesses strong affinity with gold, silver, platinum, and precious stones. Violent when …
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